Trip report from climbing Mount Rainier via the Disappointment Cleaver (DC) Route in a day in July 2021. Including route stats, timing, and trip planning tips and a simplified gear list.

Think you're a mountain biking badass? Ready to shred some gnar and claim bragging rights that'll make your granny jealous? Then buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on a journey that'll leave you with more epic tales than a pack of tequila-fueled sailors.

Packing the right gear for your adventure can be a difficult task. Bring too much and get slowed down, or bring too little and feel unprepared.

From tarmac to singletrack, we'll break down the different routes, transportation options, and insider tips to ensure your White Rim odyssey is as epic as the scenery itself.

So, ditch the guidebooks and grab a cold one. We're about to embark on a virtual journey through the canyons, where the only thing wilder than the landscape is the spirit of adventure. Buckle up, Moab – the White Rim awaits!

Embark on the ultimate two-wheeled odyssey with our hilarious guide to conquering the White Rim Trail in Canyonlands National Park! Brace yourself for 100 miles of mountain biking madness as we spill the beans on the secrets to a successful White Rim adventure. From preventing your chain from screeching like a Nazgul to saving your back from aching like it's auditioning for a drama role, we've got your bike setup covered. Don't be the one stuck with a saddle-induced frown at mile 70 – follow our tips for a ride that's as smooth as a well-lubed chain.

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